Lord Azzmagoth is a real old hare in the Blackmetal scene of Unterhamersbach.
He early reached a sad popularity, as his plan, to burn down the holy-maria-church
in Unterhamersbach failed in the unluckiest way you could imagine. We don't want to
tell the whole story here (we're gentlemen), but we belief however, that we showed
a true blackmetallic belief.
One should not judge the people by what they managed to do, but also by what they
dare to do, and considering this, our brave Lord Azzmagoth acted very dark and evil.
We think it's a big shit, that there are some people, which do always amuse about that
a little regrettable mistake happened to Lordi just because of he was so fucking drunken.
Such things just happen to everyone, and no-one has the right to behave as if one
could do everything so much better, that's it! (Hansi and Bergmann, you know to whom this
goes, and we will further make your stupid behaviour well-known in the blackmetal-scenes worldwide!)
If Lord Azzmagoth the dark is allowed to leave his domicil, which happens sometimes (if he's not
discriminated in the prison because of his true blackmetallic belief), then he joins us with his flute.
This instrument sounds (and many cannot belief that, till they hear it) extremely evil and inhuman.
Especially if you play it in the undescribable way, Lord Azzmagoth does.
This should be an example for many other Blackmetal-bands!!
Wenn Lord Azzmagoth der Finstere
About our Lord:
| Complete name: | Lord Azzmagoth (Further Alias: Jürgen, Lordi, Azzi, Flöti, Pelzman, Sangria-Tunte, Flötenschlumpf, Heino) |
| Instruments at Truevil: | Flute, deep gorgeous singing |
| Favourite pet: | I hate animals (except little grey mice, they're so cute!) |
| Favourite colour: | I hate colours |
| Favourite drinks: | sangria, tomato juice, Ettaler monastery-snaps |
| Favourite book: | I hate books |
| That's what I listen to: | thoughtful german popmusic with thoughtful german lyrics from Germany, Blackmetal |
| Favourite meal: | Everything apart from our prison's kitchen |
| This sucks me: | The police and also the state, further rats, hamsters, cats, and if someone dares to call me "Lordi" or "Flöti".... |
| Wishes for the future: | Freedom!!!!!! und money and success (and better meals, e.g. a big cheese-pizza) |
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