Lord Azzmagoth the dark

Lord Azzmagoth is a real old hare in the Blackmetal scene of Unterhamersbach. He early reached a sad popularity, as his plan, to burn down the holy-maria-church in Unterhamersbach failed in the unluckiest way you could imagine. We don't want to tell the whole story here (we're gentlemen), but we belief however, that we showed a true blackmetallic belief.
One should not judge the people by what they managed to do, but also by what they dare to do, and considering this, our brave Lord Azzmagoth acted very dark and evil. We think it's a big shit, that there are some people, which do always amuse about that a little regrettable mistake happened to Lordi just because of he was so fucking drunken. Such things just happen to everyone, and no-one has the right to behave as if one could do everything so much better, that's it! (Hansi and Bergmann, you know to whom this goes, and we will further make your stupid behaviour well-known in the blackmetal-scenes worldwide!)
If Lord Azzmagoth the dark is allowed to leave his domicil, which happens sometimes (if he's not discriminated in the prison because of his true blackmetallic belief), then he joins us with his flute. This instrument sounds (and many cannot belief that, till they hear it) extremely evil and inhuman. Especially if you play it in the undescribable way, Lord Azzmagoth does. This should be an example for many other Blackmetal-bands!! Wenn Lord Azzmagoth der Finstere

About our Lord:

Complete name: Lord Azzmagoth (Further Alias: Jürgen, Lordi, Azzi, Flöti, Pelzman, Sangria-Tunte, Flötenschlumpf, Heino)
Instruments at Truevil: Flute, deep gorgeous singing
Favourite pet: I hate animals (except little grey mice, they're so cute!)
Favourite colour: I hate colours
Favourite drinks: sangria, tomato juice, Ettaler monastery-snaps
Favourite book: I hate books
That's what I listen to: thoughtful german popmusic with thoughtful german lyrics from Germany, Blackmetal
Favourite meal: Everything apart from our prison's kitchen
This sucks me: The police and also the state, further rats, hamsters, cats, and if someone dares to call me "Lordi" or "Flöti"....
Wishes for the future: Freedom!!!!!! und money and success (and better meals, e.g. a big cheese-pizza)

 
 
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